Kevin McCauley
Each member within our trio expedition team sports a broad grin. There’s Tom, who orchestrated and financed the entire operation, trailing closely in his Land Rover Defender, whereas Chris navigates the other Fiat Panda. Chris and I eagerly seized the opportunity to collect the two Pandas and pilot them on the initial assessment journey. It felt like we were assigned the enjoyable segment. Indeed, it’s enjoyable—though all of us are aware that the initial joyous drive will be succeeded by a significant amount of labor.
Introducing the Panda 4×4
Introduced in 1980, the Fiat Panda, designed by Giorgetto Giugiaro, swiftly metamorphosed into a cultural sensation across Europe. Tales from its development and design phase have materialized as legendary fragments of automotive trivia. Giugiaro envisioned a framework with entirely flat glass for all windows to streamline production expenses and render both sides completely interchangeable. Rumor has it that, at least initially, the flat glass was even more expensive, as Fiat’s suppliers solely possessed equipment for producing curved glass.
The Panda’s interior oozes with innovations, courtesy of Giugiaro’s unbeatable strategy to maximize pragmatism and utility through astute design. The flooring remains almost entirely flat, and the dashboard is configured akin to a large, open storage platform, wrapped in a washable, canvas-esque fabric. All seats can be flattened to craft a makeshift bed, or the rear bench can pivot into a V shape to accommodate unconventional cargoes.
The 4×4 variant emerged in 1983, augmenting the Panda saga by infusing genuine off-road capabilities. It marked the inaugural transverse-engined mass-produced automobile to sport a four-wheel-drive mechanism—a revolutionary feature for that era. The entire drivetrain was supplied by Steyr-Daimler-Puch, the well-known Austrian entity acclaimed for fabricating the Mercedes-Benz G-Wagen,and the transmission features an extremely low initial gear for challenging terrain, akin to the Porsche 959’s Gelande mode. The durable characteristics that garnered the Panda 4×4 favor among Italian farmers and Alpine skiers over many years have nurtured a legendary status today.
The original Panda remained in production until May 2003, solidifying its position as one of Europe’s enduring automotive designs: an esteemed icon and the ultimate practical, function-driven, resilient, European hatchback.
The Import Strategy
4×4 Cubed
Even if you have experienced the shipping procedure from Italy multiple times, like Tom has, it always appears somewhat disorderly. The communication is puzzling, the schedule is inconsistent, and the likelihood of an error or a significant mistake seems substantial. Upon receiving the news in April that both Pandas had reached the correct country, it felt like a reason for jubilation.
In January 2021, Tom paid €6,000 per Panda, totaling about $14,000 USD for the pair. The smallest container capacity is 40 feet, accommodating two cars, so it’s always practical to import two vehicles or find a partner to split the container. Shipping from Genoa, Italy, to the Port of Houston costs around $3,500 for sea freight, with this amount escalating based on the cargo’s value. Additionally, there is approximately $1,000 for customs and import tariffs upon arrival at the U.S. port.
Therefore, before any of us laid eyes on them, each Panda had already incurred a cost of about $9,250.
Arrival Day
On the morning of Monday, April 12, Tom took Chris and me to assist in receiving the Pandas. The cars were held at the premises of a freight forwarding agent, a company responsible for overseeing the unloading of container contents, facilitating inspections, and obtaining clearance at the customs office. They are also in charge of submitting the necessary EPA and DOT paperwork for vehicle imports.
After presenting some documentation, Tom watched as two employees disappeared into the warehouse among rows of vehicles and equipment. Without much delay, two 1108cc engines roared to life, cruising around the building before revealing the two navy blue Fiat Pandas for the first time.
The Pandas appeared impressive, although none of us really knew what to anticipate. In reality, the Panda bears a resemblance to a Land Rover Discovery scaled down by 50%, boasting two-box proportions and an upright glasshouse. Both Pandas were dusty, and one had suffered a dent in the middle of the tailgate with the “Panda” emblem during transit, earning it the temporary title of The Bad Panda.
We admired the quirky little vehicles for 20 minutes, observing all the intricate details: Italian service labels, the teal and blue interior, and the petite 13-inch wheels. They felt simultaneously basic and upscale compared to my expectations. Although they appeared basic without many comforts, every element present seemed thoughtful and intentional.
Operating the Panda 4×4
After refueling, cleaning the windows, we ventured onto Houston’s 610 loop for a 20-mile journey across the city. Despite encountering no problems, reaching a brief 125 kph (78 mph) on the freeway felt a bit precarious on unfamiliar 145-width tires. Once back on city streets, the quick high-speed dash instilled in me the confidence to fully explore the capabilities of the small Panda.
In the city, the Panda is an absolute joy. It tilts, it accelerates, it reacts to everything with such enthusiasm. This vehicle weighs less than 1,800 pounds and just feels vibrant beneath you. The modest braking power and minimal traction always seem to suffice. The visibility from the tall, greenhouse-style cabin is exceptional.
Tom claims the Panda is known as the best-crafted Fiat, the one that got everything right, and I understand why. You can push it to its limits, yet it never feels like it’s about to give up. In fact, it almost appears to relish the rough treatment.
This is essential because pushing it to the extreme is necessary. The gears are extremely short, and there’s no tachometer, so you rev it up until the sound signals it’s time to shift, and you repeat the process until you need to slow down. You’ll likely reach the end of the road before surpassing the speed limit, so just go for it. The engine sound isn’t what you’d call melodic, but it’s definitely not unpleasant, delivering a coarse, mechanical growl that intensifies as the revs rise. With the windows down, it serves as both a pleasant soundtrack and a driving companion.
I was behind the wheel of The Bad Panda, yet after a comparative test, it turned out to have superior gearbox synchronizations. In reality, it was actually The Good Panda.
Objectively, the Panda 4×4 may not be a top-notch car; nonetheless, it’s a delightful combination of imperfections. Many cars may lack speed, but very few possess a teal interior, a rough-terrain first gear, or a gauge that indicates the car’s incline angle when descending (commonly known as the Pandometer). This car is enjoyable, and enjoyable cars transform mundane trips into pure delight. Furthermore, it’s a vehicle that can provide excitement even at legal speeds, where every red light makes you feel like you’re in a rally stage just by keeping up with the oblivious SUV in the adjacent lane.
Auction Preparation
However, a key aspect of this entire process was to auction off one of the Pandas.
Prior to putting it up for auction, Tom invested approximately $1,500 in components and labor for some enhancements. Fresh fluids, rugged tires, and additions such as fog lights and small brush guards for the headlights and taillights—all to give it a subtly rally-oriented appearance.
I couldn’t provide a comprehensive driving impression of the Panda 4×4 if I confined it to paved roads, especially since power is only transmitted to the front wheels during regular driving. Consequently, in the days leading up to the auction, we convened both Pandas for some city off-roading. It wasn’t an off-road trail with rocks to navigate, but at least we located some mud to test the traction limits.
Activate the four-wheel drive by pulling a lever between the seats, and you’ll hear a mechanical thud: Engage Steyr-Daimler-Puch mode. Waste no time and drive straight into the waterlogged Texas clay, only to find yourself stuck immediately. Following some rather laborious back-and-forth maneuvers using reverse and first gears, I managed to free myself quite swiftly. My novice error was being excessively cautious and slowing down.
moving too slow—keep the nimble Panda in motion and it’s less likely to get stuck. Experiencing the chassis squirm and fling mud off all four small tires was absolutely amusing, creating unforgettable moments.