Usually, when making a purchase of a Honda Civic, it typically comes with two rows of seats and a full chassis. Usually, when your destination is Nashville, you are typically on your way to Tennessee. However, for a peculiar advertisement on Facebook Marketplace, neither of these assumptions holds true.
As stated in the sales listing, this 2000 Honda Civic is referred to as “The Thing.” Situated in Nashville, Arkansas, this means a detour from Dollywood on your return journey after acquiring it is out of the question. The vehicle has been modified at the B pillar, with the entire rear section removed. Positioned at the rear are two rear wheels aligned along the vehicle’s central axis, giving it a reverse-trike configuration.
“Disheveled” would be the most fitting term to portray the construction. The rear wheels are attached to a disorderly subframe put together from corroded steel components. Crude mudflaps are placed above the wheels, fixed in an entirely incorrect position to effectively shield against any spray or debris. Atop this entire structure sits a small fuel cell, taking the place of the original gas tank of the Civic, which has long vanished. Internally, the Civic remains mostly unaltered, but it is noticeably grimy and weathered.
The reasons behind the Civic’s transformation are not entirely clear. Some modifications aim to eliminate the car’s roof for a better hunting perch or to bask in the sunlight. However, in the case of The Thing, there seems to be no practical purpose, yet it does compromise comfort as the rear of the cabin is now exposed to the elements. Concerns arise about exhaust fumes entering the passenger area as well.
According to the owner, The Thing was previously a daily driver in this altered state. It is claimed that it still functions, moves, and halts. Nonetheless, the owner suggests transporting it via trailer to its new abode due to its current condition. This recommendation seems warranted, given that multiple welds have fractured and require repair. For locals interested, the owner is amenable to delivery post-purchase.
Unsurprisingly, the owner has encountered difficulty in selling the car. A previous purchaser withdrew interest after test-driving the car and finding it “too swirly for them”—quoting the owner directly, not ourselves.
The current price tag is set at $800, which is not a substantial amount. However, for a comparable expenditure, one could likely acquire a questionable yet intact Civic, with a little searching time.
Ultimately, The Thing could serve as a noteworthy gift for a bachelor’s party. Contribute, purchase it for the groom, and if he manages to make it to the wedding using this vehicle, then it’s evidently meant to be.
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